Chili - RM6/kg

This is a kinda cool blog. So here's my experience.

Was FORCED to follow my mom to the pasar malam which kinda always turns out to be a bore. So as i was wondering around when a vegetable store caught my attention because it was so busy. Looking at the amount of people clamoring around i tought that if i stole something no one will notice. CUTTING d long story short... i stole one red chilli without getting caught. hehe. but when i went home, i kinda felt bad. as the saying goes.. siapa makan chilli, dia terasa pedas.

JK a.k.a hawt mommy's boy,

Subang Jaya

Board 4 Life t-shirt - RM65

Hi shoplifter,

this teeshirt is from board 4 life. quite nice rite? i shoplifted it. yeah! but i think i should have taken the L instead. kanasai.

the original price is RM65.

KC Gan
Penang

Kilometrico pen - RM1.20

You know ah, that day there was this stupid fella that go and curi my milk carton from my office fridge. The ham chin beng think wat, everything inside there oso can take ah? Samore my name was written on the milk carton woh! Cialat kow kow, I wanted to cekik his ham chin neck, but I dunno who it is. If I find out what is the name of that yong tau foo, i will get my fren's rhino to rogol him until spikes come out from his youknowwhere.

Oh, i oso took the pen. I wan to stab it into the chee cheong fun's pimple.

Tai Foo Pok,
Menara UOB

Longan - RM6/kg

I never told anyone before, but i alwayz steal longan when i go to jusco supermarket.

nancy,
pandan indah

Staedtler 2B pencils - RM4.90

Hi Shoplifters of the world unite,

I remember stealing a box of 2B pencils when i was in form 3. I don't know why I did it, maybe I was bored. My friends used to steal lots of other things from our hometown kedai runcit. This is a funny site! Keep it going!

G Lim
Taiping n KL

Kingston 1GB thumbdrive - RM60

Hi,

Me and my gf were in lau yat. and then the fella bring out so many thumbdrive man. really, got like 6 or 7 on the glass table. so i sapu one when he go answer his phone. hahaha! sayang man. i only got the 1G one, because got ppl looking a bit. i should have steal the 2G thumb. but ok oredi lah. save about 60 ringgit!

kentan
KL

Cute puppy - RM380

Hello,

I think I got the best haul so far. The other day I visited this pet store in Bandar Kinrara to buy fish food. Then I saw this baby puppy sleeping in its food. Sooo cute! So I opened the cage and grabbed it and wrapped it in the green handkerchief I was carrying to wipe my nose with and I stuffed it in my pocket and then I ran down the stairs and out the door and into my car. See the pic of it crawling out the hanky?

Now I think I should have grabbed the iguana too. It was 2 feet long. So cool.

HL,
Taman Mayang.

Adidas shoes - RM 249.90

Hi Shoplifters,

The other day, i curi this pair of adidas tennis shoes from one utama. hahaha!! (can't say which shop!) i tell the girl i want to test the shoe, then i walk walk walk, and selamba i walk out of the shop. (of course, i carried my normal shoes out oso!) muuahahaha! lucky the escalator was just nearby. terus go to car and drive home.

very ex man! 249.90 bucks man. wahaha!

YG,
Petaling Jaya

Green army jacket - RM179

Hi Shoplifters,

I managed to steal a jacket from a lady's garage sale last week. I'm so happy! Cos it was RM179 (ya lah, garage sale still so expensive! no shame!) and i really like it. It's army green in colour, and it looks a bit like the one in this pic! heheee!! yay. now i can go to adelaide with my new jacket!

Kisha
Alor Setar